First of all...who blogs four times in one day??? Geesh. Well, I have gotten one phone call, and two emails asking if the whole one legged Barbie thingy was for real.
Here is the evidence. The only thing that kept her from swimming in sewage was her incredible cheerleading like pose. Leg and body were being sucked in, while her arms kept her from going under, and head kept banging the side, making the noise that drew me into the bathroom to begin with. There. NOW will you start trusting me? Never question a SAHM of four.